Italians: Take off your puffy winter coats. It is 65 degrees outside. Seriously, you don't need that scarf or those gloves. And stop giving me weird looks because I am not wearing a winter coat. You are the weird ones. It's snowing and icy in other places and those people are wearing fewer layers. Ok. I'm glad we had this talk.
So yeah, Italy is reaping the benefits of global warming. It's never really been winter here and now it's all spring-like and beautiful. Guess who does their homework while sitting on the steps in St. Peter's Square? Oh right, I do. That's a good place to go to sit outside, do a little work, and people watch because I don't get hassled by anyone. In other piazzas creepers will try to sit next to you or something but not at St. Peter's. Sure, sometimes I have to take pictures for Asian tourists but that's really ok. Also, I can conveniently send my mail. Yep. That's all I've got for now. Oh except one other thing. Tourists are flocking to Rome again and I don't like it. They're crowding everything up and there is no space for the regular people. I don't know how Romans stand it. So, tourists, go away so I can enjoy the city in peace. Grazie.
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